DAMN MY EYES! screamed Eccentric as he walked out of LDL's bachelor pad. Dracion had just licked his eyeballs and didn't like it one bit Neither did LDL who wondered how Dracion had gotten out of his cage. So he called [GSF] Headquarters and ask them to send someone to help him So then Cereal Samarai came down from headquarters with the crocadile hunter. "wow, we got a big one on our hands today" The Crocodile Hunter then wrastled Dracion to the ground. "OOOOOOOWWWW" Dracion said as the Croc hunter stuck his thumb up his bum Several [GSF] members appeared, angry at the abuse Dracion was suffering. Eccentric undressed himself to scare the croc hunter away but the Croc Hunter had seen worst things in his life, so he wrestled Eccentric in a mud pit. For some reason, Takuhii began snapping color pictures of the fight. After hours of wild fight in the pits, Eccentric came out the winner. He thanked LDL for the excellent training given to him in the past. However, the Croc Hunter would not be defeated so easily. He put an angry ferret down Ecc's pants expecting it to bite Ecc however Eccentric seemed to enjoy the pain, and The Croc Hunter cursed for having been foiled by gay masoginists once again. And speaking of gay masoginists...we should discuss the time when Eccentric, P33k and a Tijuana crackwhore became involved in an international conspiracy..OF SEX!!! However, the Tijuana crackwhore turned out to be the Croc Hunter after his sex change operation. He killed Eccentric in their bedroom as Ecc undressed. Finally Revenge he screamed! Do I even need to mention HOW he killed him? I got three words for ya: Hot. Rod. Ass. More details, you say? OK, well... EvilRyu, always showing up at the right time, provided the hot rod (he was more than willing to help). Eccentric provided the ass, and the Croc provided the pumping action. Finally Zilla got his turn and walked up to Ecc who was more than happy to help out with his problem...so he wrestled the spider monkeys to the ground and

The moral of the story: If you see the croc hunter tape your bumhole shut with ducktape or bend over