'Yay', zilla said as he bent over to give Chiquita's whip a wider target. Pope, popcorn in hand, settled in for an entertaining show. But Pope would get even more than he bargained for this night. Little did he know Chiquita's secret plans for Zilla's tender ass. She pulled out her power sander. *vrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm* the great vibrating of the sander bounced Mrzilla's testicals up and down in ryhtmic motion that the Pope wrote down later for a song he was working on... *Boom chicka chicka* went he song. Little did Pope know, this song would be the soundtrack to LDL's moms porn debut: "Me and my ferret" which later became a big success! bigger then the one in orgasmo. it became a house hold name and every one, even lesbian grandmas bought ferrets . Indeed, ferrets became all the rage; the Canadian Prime Minister was evicted from office for constantly having a ferret in his pants during international meetings. which hardly made up for presidents bush's hampsters, the french poodles, and that damn dirty LDL for having lobsters in his plimsolls. He only kept them there because they nipped his toes and made them swell up to look like phalluses. LDL would stare at his bare, swollen toes for hours on end, ignoring the ass-whippings going on all around him (he still lived with mom) His mom, the dirty ferret pirate. Yarr, that hag sailed the seven-sea's, trading ferrets for oral enjoyment and the copyrights to various grandmothers sex tapes... what? No that didn't sound right, LDL woke up from the wierd dream and ate a condom. I don't get it, he thought, why do these things taste so horrible? And why do they give my those weird looks when I buy 3 packs of the flavored ones saying: Gosh I'm hungry! Too bad they don't do the fish flavour, I've always wondered...

The moral of the story: MrZilla + Chiuitqa = Song = Lesbian Gramba Ferret Pirate Sex = LDL's Mom = LDL's childhood of condom sucking and fish molesting...