We're here to present How-To successfully ride a bobsleigh in summer time arizona. Welcome! Now, the most important thing to remember is that alcohol is everyone's best friend. You'll find this fact particularly useful during todays programme. Once you are properly smashed, hammered, and/or plastered, you will need to strip down and grease up. Now, find a particularly rocky mesa with lots of cacti. Place upon your head the "Blindfold of bitchin' luck" then proceed to take off your pants and don a power puff girl halloween costume Throughally clench the rope attached to the sled between your buttcheeks and adopt the crane position for ultimate power Remember kids, never attempt this without adult supervision. Adults, never attempt this without first imbibing a large quantity of alcohol. This will help dull the pain afterwards. Since the lack of male adults in [GSF], we'll use BangBang in silver armor as a crash test dummy. 3... 2... 1... and, there she goes! And now we switch to BangBang's headset camera. Oh boy, can you feel the thrill? She just missed a huge boulder by three inches! Oh, and that cactus ripped off her armor skirt! And there is Foil coming down the hill! Can you feel the excitement? The lust coming off of Ecc, and he just missed a pebbel by 4 feet, OH! and that cactus ripped off his skirt And there goes the crowd! Never before have I seen a audience of 100 people rip their eyes out simultaniousally before! It sounds like the suction from a dildo coming out! DEAR LORD NO! The simulated dildo sound has attracted LDL's mom to the scene! Look out, 300 pounds of love wanting flesh is destroying the stadium! Next stop, TOKYO! GOJIRA!!!! But back to the video. Remember to oil up before launch, as this will increase your chances of survival. Should you make it through this ordeal with all your limbs intact, remember that there's still a chance you break something that'll leave you like Christopher Reaves for the rest of your miserable life. One word: diapers. So, given that you are still alive, you had the bobsleigh-in-Arizona experience of your life, courtesy of [GSF] educational multimedia.

The moral of the story: Even educational videos end up involving LDL's mom and her frabulastic obnormous amounts of flabby flesh. Never ride a bobsleigh kids..