So I says to mable I says "yo bitch, where's my money yo?" she didn't realize that chiquita was serious about her money, so she got out a slice of cheese and licked it seductively. Its hard to lick cheese seductively, because it smells like rotten wang. But Chiquita managed it somehow. Must have learnt a few tricks from Master Yoda who had learned the art of licking cheese seductively centuries ago, during the Cheese Wars. That little Jedi Master is a Master in EVERY area. Even master-bation....No! lets not go down THAT road again.... That is a grim and filthy road. I bet they dont even clean it. And that new tarmac they laid down - PAH! So Chiquita wanted her money, and Mable was starting to talk shit, so she had to call in for reinforcements...thats right...the hamsters Chiquita had trained her war hamsters for years, they were oh so cute, but oh so deadly. She blew her whistle and the hamsters trooped slowly over the refridgerator, where Mable stored all her cheese and then all the hamster started licking thecheese seductively. Yes, even the hamsters knew how to do it. So then Mable gave up and forked over the two bucks she owerd for her weekend with Cerial Samurai. She was severly dissapointed in his performance so she diddnt want to pay chiquita, but since not even Mable could withstand the Power of the Cheese-licking, she handed them over anyway. So then all the hamsters started doing the Hamsterdance. And after that, P33K came by and started doing the Hamsterdance himself as well! He was really great at doing it, but not even he could beat Fargo when it came to the Hamsterdance . They started doing a hamsterdance battle until chiquita could take it no more and seduced them all with a piece of scented aroma candle, with a picture of Superpope printed on its side. He looked quite shocked. But then again, it was just a picture. Pictures always looked shocked. Especially since this picture was taken just after Super-Pope had been caught in bed with Fast's pet goat. Fast was pretty damned angry, his goat had cheated on him yet again. Fast soon got his revenge though, he sold the goat to a hot-dog sausage making company, got a good price too.

The moral of the story: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to goat-sex with Fastdaman's pet goat..