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Yarn 5

DAMN MY EYES! "why in the world is doxe humping a dog?!" said Fastdaman as he walked in the room with his lady 'friends' . Fastdaman then shut his eyes and fell on the floor and his lady 'friends' ran out screaming. "NOOOOO!!!" Screamed Fastdaman - It had taken him a whole day to round up those whores... Thats 28 years in Doxe land so, he gave up on the hookers and went to the pet shop to buy 200 monkeys. They were really cheap and only costed a nickel each. As he was walking home with his trail of monkeys, none other than Bill Clinton jumps out of a bush and rapes each and every one of them, pausing only to eat stolen lettuces but, oh no! whats that, look behind you bill. its your wife being fingered by bush! man, clinton got so mad he accidentally bombed iraq saddam didn't put up with this, he went to america an slapped clintons buttocks. but clinton kind of liked it and he and saddam got on with some steamy butt sex in the oval office. LDL after leaving a game of YARN walked in the oval office. let me join then, corben comes on national tv. he says nothing, but holds up a huge banner with the words "I CORBEN AM A FAGGOT" people start to throw bricks at the dirty faggot. Doxe then came in the scene and raped Corben from behind. Wait, isnt corben and doxe the same person, so would doxe/corben be err...masturabting? but he didn't have any pictures of Cerial Samurai to turn him on, so he got bored of it and decided to go and find something even better than pictures of Cereal Samurai - LDL's Mom! But LDL's mom was busy looking at pictures of Cereal Samurai . Corben decided that he was really gay. Then Othar came down and touched Corben's butt. "hey there" Corben said gayly. "oh, your so silly you big tough guy you." Corben said with a smile to Othar. Othar then smashed Corben

The moral of the story: If Corben is humping a dog and Fastdaman walks in with whores, you know its going to be an interesting yet painful day..