So I says to mable I says Why is LDL mom such a nice lady? I mean, I saw three school buses pull up to her house today, and not one has left yet Busdriver Ecc entered with a smile on his face, I think they're having a church service, I keep hearing loud cries of "OH GOD!! YES GOD YES!" Go bible camp Yes, it must be bible camp. Zilla keeps telling me he needs to go there to "get some deamons out, groin deamons" and I always hear LDL talking about the Missionary position . LDL really knows his stuff when it comes to Christianity. Like that time he blew up a church, he really managed to make sure that it would fall neatly into one heap. But that wasn't the impressive part, it was when he managed to make sweet love to the heap of holy brick . It was too bad he didn't see that nail...OWCH, he started screeming like a school girl, and went and cried to his mom, but she was busy with ecc. BUT OMG!!1!!!!1!! Then Steve Irwin comes out of a bush and starts humping this ferret he just found. LDL wanted some action, so he grabbed his Bat, bat of justice, of which he beat down the pittyful sad people of the internet, then himself while he was at it. Theyres always time for masturbation , well, almost always. It's not always a good idea to start masturbating while you're falling out of an airplane or are being chased by a bunch of lions. But when you're not in a situation like that, there's always time to masturbate. Even if you're in the middle of a crowded church, there's always time to masturbate. Unless of course its a church that LDL is about to demolish, then its probably not a great idea to stick around. Better yet to steal the valuables and run like a girl. That way every one is too busy laughing at you to chase you. But the poor lad forgot to pull his pants up first and tripped and broke his glass dildo on a conveniently placed hammer. "NOOOOOOO!!!" screamed LDL. That was a present form his dear sweet mom And how sweet his mom was, you could see the drool forming at the side of LDL's mouth, anticipation, but then the penis short circuted and next thing you know, LDL freaked ouy

The moral of the story: LDL's mom's biblecamp is teh best!!!111!!!