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It was a dark, and stormy night. I had just finished my shower, and I was butt naked. I stepped out when suddenly I saw a shadow cross in the other room, I quickly wrapped a towel around my hanging schlong, and went into the other room to investigate. As I entered my bedroom I saw None other than Bang sitting on my bed looking like a monkey! she was wearing a monkey suit and eating a bannana. I got pissed off because she left bannana on my bed . She wouldn't pick it up, so I left here there. Anyway, there I was with my tongue up this chicks ass, right? And she's looking at me like....do I know you? I caught a right cross to the jaw, and I said to myself, I said, "Self? What in the precise fuck was that?" Before I could answer the chick ran away mach chicken, screaming "get the hell out of our GSF game you bunch of nobodies!" I then ate a banana and beat the n00b's and n0b0d135 with a sharp stick. They screamed like a greased pig! It made me laugh devishly. But I didnt laugh as hard as I did when LDLs mom had her sex change. Then LDLs mom came in for some strange reason with none other than LDL himself. They were about to have incest sex with their dog. "wow" i said. So I got on my knees and pumped that gay dopg in the ass for about 10 minutes When I was done I realized that fucking a dog is stupid. I began to kick, and pull the groinular region of FastDaMan for about 10 minutes just so he knows that he's handicapped. Once he called me his uncle I was confused. I grabbed a crotchbat, and finished that poor bastard off. All that violence made me horny, so I made a bee line for LDL's mom. Once i got back to the dog, i kicked her. Then LDL screamed at me for kicking his mom. So i kicked LDL in the nuts. AFter that midgets came in the room and started dancing 2.

WARNING! If BangBang is eating a bannana on your bed - GET OUT OF THERE! The midgets are coming!