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Yarn 11

I should like to say first, that we got n00b attacked in this game.

I R t3h EVAL! But not as EVAL as the eval gnoooooomes that were licking my ass out as I made humourosly shaped candles . The candles were shaped like phalluses, and once Spankz saw them, he just had to use them as an avatar. "Oh lord!" siad Fastdaman as he plummited towards the ground right after he'd been kicked out of a window on the Empire State Building by Garden Gnomes who used to make candles before Fastdaman. 6 of teh EVAL little buggas made a run for it but there was this really w3rd *splat* as Fastdaman annihilated them all. "Oh my God!" said Spankz, "call the president!" "Is our moose having sex", asked Dubya, to which he received the following reply: MEH!! Suddenly, a small monkey walks by the scenario, grabs the microphone and timidly says "LDL's mom is hot", then runs away just as fast. The audience is shocked. But not because of teh LDL's mom thing, everybody knows about that, but the monkey had his Wang sticking out the top of his trousers! All these women started jumping ont the stage, and everybody was screaming "Help! It's an LDL's Mom crisis!" The windows burst open as paratroopers lined down. hello? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*H AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he choaked on his own saliva from laughin to much and the monkey pointed and laughed at him!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And then he stoppe laughing because it was really fucking up the story. So he decided to get out his crotchbat and air-hump his way to LDL's moms house

The moral of the story: if u see a monkey raping a old man stay well clear and for health and saftey reasons i rekon u shuld stop playin this game it polutes ur brain wiv all sorts of shit!