It was a dark, and stormy night. OMG OMG Le fromage n'aime pas źtre poussé dans le comme - toujours se souvient de ceci! So I put a bagel in the french mans mouth to shut him up. Frogs poured from his ears. MrZilla walked by and picked up one of the frogs. He ran off into a bush. The bystanders could hear little frog-like screams coming from the bush. Upon firther inspection, they found that Zilla had dressed it in a pink tuty and was making it dance fast . Cries of "Faster ! Faster, you sexy little amphian you !" could be heard within a ten foot radius. Someone had to stop this, so I called batman. "Dununununununu - BATMAN!!!" could be heard throught the streets. I shot batman for being gay, and called spiderman instead. He came and took the frog to his secret hideaway. Amidst much vaguely homo-erotic banter, the frog managed to pick up enough english to ask for his freedom. Heartless soul that he was, spider-man ate the poor frog Unfortunately spiderman had no idea that the frog was actually the species that idiot teenagers lick, with the hope of hallucinations. When spider-man awoke, he was lying naked in bed with a traffic cone. Inside the traffic cone, he found a piece of paper with a phone number saying: "Thanks for a good time, signed Bob the Big". Spidey got worried about his sexuality and never followed up on the offered telephone number. Many years later, a hatred-filled Big Bob found his way to Spider-mans door. *Knock, knock*...."Who's there"...."The guys who fucked you" ...."The guy who fucked you, who?"...."The guy who fucked you while you begged for more" . The incredibly poor Knock-knock jokes continued for hours, until Big Bob finally tired of them and broke down the door - where he found a neeekkkiiiid Spider-Man, laying on his Spider-Bed, with a Spider-Dildo. "Cum to Spider-Me, Big Boy" Spider-Man Spider-Said.

The moral of the story: MrZilla likes Spider-Putting the word Spider before everyword, He also likes doing Frogs in bushes. Fastdaman is God and Techpriest is Kurt Cobain..