It was a dark, and stormy night I and I accidentally burned my clothes when I was trying to make a bowl of cereal...then got locked outside. I didn't know what to do but luckily I had a spatula with me so I,,, Spatularized some stuff. Stuff like underpants. Underpants and cheese - melted cheese and not less. But the cheese was so hot it melted the spatular. Then the cheese opened its eyes...damn hell eyes I say...and came after me with an evil look of sodomy upon its evil cheesy face. So then I thought.... "How the fuck could some cheese sodomise me?" Its not like they have little cheesy wangs or anything. The Stilton proceeded to demonstrate how i got nothing really drunk and dressed him up as a hooker and left him on the corner. Unfortunetely he was hit by a bus, i'll miss that little guy... but, meh...what can you do? I still have my barbies to play with...*shifty eyes* I mean GI HOES...not barbies...hehehe...*gets knocked out* Hello, My name is MrZilla and I interupt this story to bring you breaking news. I am a man-whore. That is all. But no! Its not all! I am also a second hand woman, who used to be owned by the eval Spankz. He did things to me with that escrima stick that would make LDL's mom blush . I have been through 50 hours of therapy since he first put that stick in my poopy hole. But none of that matters anymore, because I killed him with a shiny bottle cap...let me tell you, it wasn't shiny after I got done with him and it...that is why I always keep it close to my heart now...and never cleaned it. So anyway..... Spankz was now in hell, where the Deval poked him in holes he nevar knew he had. And he even made a few new ones aswell. The most recent hole was right behind his ear. It brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "Mind Fuck" let me tall ya. After Spankz' brain was turned to fappy mush, the deval exploded and then spanks ftar

The moral of the story: Fastdaman uses the word ftar. Chiquita likes bananas. MrZilla sucks the yung hwang and Boogilywoo was drafted and killed in 'Nam.